Sustainable Sex!
Not many shops in London can say sales are buoyant but Sam Roddick, the daughter of body shop creator Anita can happily say she’s bucking the trend.
Sam launched, Coco de Mer a store in West London last year and is opening a second store in Notting Hill. Her stores are basically sex shops, run by women for women. Both stores sell sex toys and lubricants that are ethical and made from sustainable products.
I had a furtive glance around her store the other day and was impressed. I even bought a few things but i wont tell anyone what I treated myself with.
I make a point of buying free-range eggs ad bio-yoghurt so its only natural that my lubricant is organic too. From what I could tell Sam buys British when possible but also sources from fair-trade initiatives in India.
They also sold toys for men including cock rings and … well you’ll just have to pay them a visit.
Or cut out the middle man and play with some of our London Escort girls very own toys.
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Bin Men We Love You!
Budget cuts at town halls are forcing councils to save money and this may mean households across London may face having their bins collected every fortnight rather than weekly.
Brent recently was the fourth London borough to reduce its collections, meaning almost a million people will be affected.
Could this mean that councils are putting public health at risk to save money. we don’t like fly-tipping, odour and vermin so anyone living in the affected areas will have to be extra careful with their rubbish and only throw away what is really necessary.
This is not such drastic action as it may sound as some of my friends living outside London already have fortnightly collections and seem to manage quite successfully.
Dump your load with one of our London Escort Girls – not that it will help your local council it will certainly bring a smile to your face.
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London Get On It’s Bike!
We are delighted to learn that the new London hire cycle scheme introduced a three weeks ago is working well.
Initial figures just in show that over 250,000 journeys have been made on the new bikes and 60,000 people have signed up to use the cycles. I wasn’t that impressed until someone pointed out to me that the figures equate to about 15,000 journeys a day – that’s a lot of pedalling.
I was, like many initially sceptical that many Londoners wouldn’t get off their arse but looks as if we’ve been proved wrong. The streets of London have been transformed and the bikes are destined to become a familiar and popular sight on the street – Good old Major Brois for making the suggestion in the first place.
Certain bike sights in London are becoming more popular, such as those by stations and over the coming months i expect they will redistribute the bikes more appropriately.
If you want some exercise and fancy a ride but don’t want to brave the current inclement weather choose a London Escort and saddle up!
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Poor Advert Nicola!
Girls aloud singer, Nicola Roberts,24 launched her own range of make-up at London store, Harrods during the week and sadly didn’t look her best.
The make-up called ‘Dainty Doll’ is specifically designed for girls with pale skin which makes her an ideal ambassador but though, with her hallmark red-hair, she can look stunning, at the launch she looked tired and washed out.
After the launch, Nicola was joined by fellow girls Aloud members Sarah Harding and Kimberly Walsh, who helped her celebrate the re-launch of Dainty Doll
Kimberley, 28, wore a ladylike pencil skirt and chiffon shirt for her evening out, while 28-year-old Sarah went for a more exciting night-time look of a white and black top and shiny black trousers. But what am I saying… do you care. Lets us just say they looked pretty hot!!
Fancy a Girls Aloud Singer? why not look in our gallery and see if we have a London Escort that’s just as good.
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I-Spy a Spy!
Looks as if our police are still trying to find the facts leading up to the death of the British spy found dead in his flat in Pimlico in London.
His stabbed body was found in a large sports holdall in the flats bath – Police are treating the issue and cause of death as suspicious and are looking into it (Snigger!)
He worked for the very secretive GCHQ in Cheltenham as a communications office but was on secondment to M16, the secret Intelligence service.
Nothing was stolen and there was no apparent break-in. On the assumption that he didn’t climb into the bag, leap into the bath then stab himself repeatedly the police are looking for the murderers.
We always like a thriller and when its so close t your doorstep its difficult not to be interested even if a little morbid. We feel sorry for his family and friends as though he obviously led a secret life he, like us all, was only human.
Fancy having a clandestine meeting with one of our London Escort Girls. Pretend you’re an agent and working with a beautiful accomplice… you get the picture, now make the booking.
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Rich Become Fewer!
The recession is not just hurting the poor but the rich are also effected according to a recent report done by a data monitoring company.
Over 700,000 people have seen their private fortunes dwindle as the downturn takes a grip following it became official in 2009. Before the nasty credit crunch began in 2007 (that long ago) 7.9million people were considered ‘affluent’. However for many their fortunes had reversed by the end of 2009.
The definition of affluent is having more than £30,000 in liquid assets such as savings and stocks and shares. This may explain why I have never considered myself in that category despite working hard.
Needless to say many of these so called affluent people are in London and the figure is not expected to rise until 2012.
We have a priceless collection of London escort girls in our gallery – many would say they are worth their weight in gold. Why not sample their delights and feel their value for yourself!
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Tube Strike Warning!
Unfortunately London underground workers voted to strike the other day. We heard there was unrest but now it’s confirmed. This means those of us who use the tube to get about London may have to endure some tube strikes unless something miraculous happens in terms of negotiation over the next couple of days.
It’s all over job cuts and cost efficiencies which has needless to say offended the members of the Rail Maritime and Transport Union and the transport salaried staffs association.
This means they will walk out for 24 hours on September 6th. Which is unfortunate as its the day many people will be retuning to work after a lovely summer holiday. Nothing like a slap in the face to get yourself back to work huh!
Sadly that’s not all, maintenance and engineering staff will join forces and down tools for 24 hours on October 3rd, November 2 and November 28 in protest over the cuts.
Cheer up it could be worse. That’s our motto. Remember on these strike days you can always get a cab to one of our London Escort Girls or get them to take the strain on an outcall. Just relax and remember they will always raise your spirits!
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Exposed: Voyeurism, Surveillance & the Camera
Tate Modern on the Southbank in London is hosting an interesting exhibition until October 3rd 2010. Exposed – The subjects are people caught on camera via illicit or covert photographs.
Many of the photos have been taken surreptitiously via cameras concealed in shoes, walking sticks or under hats. They give a chance for ordinary people like you and me to see the privileged world of the rich, the powerful and the famous.
Though many of the photos are funny and quite harmless they have a sinister quality that I found eerie. The fact that the people were unaware of the camera makes them even stranger but they give a completely different look compared to photos which we show our best side and pose for.
I secretly love the whole voyeurism thing so took a few of our new London Escort girls with me and wandered around the exhibition. Its is absolutely fascinating if you like being a fly on the wall and though it wasn’t the most cheeriest exhibitions I’ve seen of late it was certainly one of the best.
Pose with one of our London Escort girls or pretend to be a peeping-tom before getting up close for some special time.
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Doctor Who Live!
I can remember putting a cushion over my face to avoid seeing the scary bits in TV Sci-fi drama Doctor Who every Saturday. I scared easily in those days and though I’m not of such a nervous disposition nowadays I’m going to steer clear of the Wembly Arena (HA9) in London during October.
As that is the venue for the Doctor Who Live Show and though a brave girl I’m not sure how I’ll cope if I come face to face with a Dalek or Cybermam. Doctor who live is one between 8-10 October 2010
The organisers will feature new scenes featuring the new Doctor Who, Matt smith (still not sure), live music and a chance to see many of your favourite intergalactic monsters.
If you prefer our heavenly bodies check out our London escorts for some adult entertainment.
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London Exam Results Soar
Thousands of school children received their GCSE exam result yesterday. Those that did well no doubt hope to go on to sixth form college and do A-levels (steady guys… The qualifications not the escort service). Though at the age kids grow up nowadays they may well be indulging in some extra study.
Some say that GCSEs are getting easier Which we think is unfair and sounds like hard cheese especially if those mouthing off didn’t do as well as expected in their own exams. That said the GCSE there is no denying pass rate rose for the 23rd year in a row with 69% of all entries getting a C grade at least.
But the brain boxes don’t reside in London but Birmingham where four exceptionally bright super students gained 63 passes between them. Do the maths, thats pretty impressive.
Some of our London escorts are also studying but you would not be able to guess what subject when you book your own private time with them.
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