Wax Museum in Hot Water!
The London Wax museum, madame Tussauds has a new assembled an exhibition entitled world leaders that is causing some embarrassment.
Alongside the models of Winston Churchill and other world leaders is Adolf Hitler and its prescience is causing some visitors to react strangely. Some shout abuse or spit while others stand alongside the model to pose for photos and mock a nazi salute and mimic having a tiny moustache.
Much to the embarrassment of the popular London tourist attraction who are receiving complaints from other visitors who find their actions distressful.
They posted an attendant to dissuade such activity but it is still going on if the curator has their pack turned. We suggest the only solution to avoid the problem is grab the bull by the horns and offer to have your photo taken alongside the world leader. Generating revenue and avoiding offence.
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How to Perform the… Scissors Sexual Position
Continuing my thoughts (and as a London Escort I know a few :O)) on sexual positions – Side positions add a nice bit of variety in the bedroom and we all like variety don’t we? Here is how to perform the scissors sexual position from the point of view of you guys.
Step 1:
Lay side by side with your partner so that you are facing your partner’s back. Now slide your body so that your body is perpendicular to your partner’s body. The end result is a little like the doggy-style position laid on its side.
Step 2
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Have your partner lay their top leg over your hip. Now you open your legs so that your partner can put their bottom leg between yours.
Step 3
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Penetrate your partner. Carefully adjust your penetration angle for the greatest pleasure.
Step 4
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Move into the more traditional spooning position or turn this into a standard doggy style or other rear-entry position if dissatisfied with the scissors or for variety.
Step 5:
Try the position again, but change sides. For example, from having the left side of your body on the bed to the right side.
Using body lotion or massage oils may enhance the pleasure of this position for both you and your partner.
You may be able to use your hands to stimulate your partner’s genitals as you thrust in the scissors sexual position.
Discontinue using this sexual position if it causes you or your partner unacceptable levels of discomfort. Obvious Huh!
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How to Perform the… Stargazer Sexual Position
Continuing my thoughts on sexual positions – The stargazer sexual position is also called inverted rear entry. This position provides for free hands and a unique angle of penetration. I have written it on behalf of you guys.
Step 1: Remove underwear (obviously) and expose your erect cock.
Step 2: Lay on your back with your knees bent, in a seated position.
Step 3: Help her as she straddles you or rolls over on you. (Please help her, please!)
Step 4: Assist her as she inserts your cock into her pussy.
Step 5: Provide the thrusting by raising your hips while she provides stability.
Step 6: Grip her hips to provide counter pressure as needed.
Step 7: Stimulate her clitoris and tits with your hands. (a favourite of mine :O))
And remember – There’s no shame if you have to prop up your pelvis with pillows if needed. Plus, incase any of you more adventurous guys wondered (as if) the stargazer position is very compatible with anal sex. Whey Hey!
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How to Perform the… Armchair Sexual Position
Continuing my thoughts on sexual positions – The armchair sexual position takes you off the bed and onto a piece of furniture, which can be a fun way to spice up your sexual routine.
Step 1:
Position yourselves so that the woman is sitting in an armchair with her arms and legs wrapped around the man, who is kneeling in front of her.
Step 2
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Place the tip of the man’s erect penis at the opening to the woman’s vagina and insert slowly. Her opening should be wet enough to allow for easy penetration.
Step 3:
Push in slowly at first to ensure that everything is comfortable and painless for both of you.
Step 4:
Move in and out at a pace that is comfortable for you both until one or both of you feels like stopping or switching to another position.
The armchair position can also be executed on a bed, if you’re feeling gymnastic and the woman has enough arm strength. In this case, the man sits on the bed with his legs outstretched and his arms bracing his torso upright. The woman hooks her legs over his shoulders and holds herself up by bracing her arms behind her. Then get some penetration going and let the rhythm carry you away.
So now you know! But don’t just read about the theory. Get up out your chair and try some practical. Tel: 0207 060 2030 / +44 (0) 7765 994777
How to Perform the… Wheelbarrow
I got asked the other day what was one of the most unusual sexual positions I had experienced and it got me thinking that you may like to know a few.
So to start off (or should I say on your marks!) this is a challenging one that is not quite the same as the wheelbarrow races you had in school … but having sex while in this position can be lots of fun. The wheelbarrow sexual position is quite rigourous for the receiver (who plays the part of the wheelbarrow) and can also be quite tiring for the giver (the wheelbarrow pusher).
Step 1
Position yourselves so the woman is on all fours and you are standing behind her. You should both be facing the same direction.
Step 2
Pick her up by the waist so that her legs extend up and behind you. You can then penetrate her from behind. (She can wrap her legs around your back to help hold on.)
Step 3
The woman supports herself with her arms while you thrust into her.
For an even more gymnastic variation on this position, have the woman start out in an arched backbend position. This will only work if the woman is extremely flexible and in good shape. (aren’t we all Ha Ha!) Whether the woman is facing up or down, the wheelbarrow position is quite strenuous for both parties.
Is the wheelbarrow my most unusual? You’ll have to guess but I will endeavour to blog about others in the coming weeks.
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