Read My Arse!
Ask any of our London Escorts what they hate most about their model like bodies and despite them looking gorgeous most will say their bottom. Apparently they’re not alone as a recent survey found that over 57% of women wished they had a smaller behind.
Now I know you and many of our bottom loving customers may not necessarily agree with our girls wishes and neither may they if, like me, they’ve read the article about Rumpology.
No joke, Rumpology is the art of reading bottoms and involves looking at the lines, crevices and folds of a girl’s buttocks in much the same way that a chirologist would read the palm of the hand.
According to a leading (no joke intended) Rumpologist: ‘A round peachy bottom indicates the girl is open, happy and optimistic in life. However, a flat bottom suggests the girl is rather vain and negative and sad.’
You don’t have to have much skill to see all our girls with their cheeky round bottoms are very much happy and optimistic.
Regarding their openness… that’s for you to discover when you’ve booked some special time and felt her crevices yourself. Tel 0207 060 2030 or 07765 994777
