Sex On Wheels
Having sex in a car is not for the fainthearted or the romantic, but it’s a surprisingly popular pursuit in the UK. In fact 50% of adults in the latest Durex global survey, said it was their favourite location outside of the bedroom.
If a stretch limo just happens to be at your disposal all well and good, but for most it’s a choice of his Honda Civic or her Ford Fiesta. So if you’re planning to make out in a motor there are three simple rules to observe, to save you steering feet first down Cringe Street.
1. Stop! Check you’ve not got company (unless you’re into dogging and you get off on having an audience). And it’s not a great idea to perform a sexual act whilst your partner is actually driving.
2. Look! Be careful to get rid of any incriminating evidence after in-car copulation has occurred (especially if the car’s not your own) – clean up any footprints on the windscreen if you were bracing your feet against it, and remember to check for used condoms in the ash-tray.
3. Listen! Opt for the passenger side or the back seat – in preference to the driver’s side – when doing the deed itself. A well-upholstered bottom can inadvertently make contact with the car’s horn, which may be a slight give-away and is guaranteed to cramp your style. You’ll be laughing enough as it is.
Enjoy!
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